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traktor
9th December 2005, 1.00 am
The ever-omniscient R.J. Goos has noticed -- within about three minutes -- that our EBay Megatar Store has listed something special for the holiday season. And no, it's not a musical instrument (though we have those, too).

This is something for you to give away. To your girlfriend. Or wife. For Christmas.

As some of you will recall, in January of this year I visited China -- see Traktor atop the Great Wall of China (http://www.tappistry.org/forum/showthread.php?postid=2772#post2772) -- and incidental to that trip I found Pearls. Not fake pearls, but the real thing. Big ones in long strands. By smuggling- Oops! I mean by importing them inside protective Megatar parts, the price is way reasonable, and my wife liked hers a lot.

So I got more pearls, and little gift boxes, and they're up on the EBay Megatar Store as Christmas gifts, and on those listings there was some mention of how you might get lucky if you give them to your girlfriend.

And R.J is bugging me ...

I guess he's thinking about giving some pearls to his wife, or perhaps to his girlfriend, and he wants to know about the 'getting lucky' part that was mentioned in the Pearls listings.

What R.J. wants to know is whether the getting lucky part is covered by the Mobius Megatar Seven-Day Money-Back Guarantee of Satisfaction.

Yes, R.J., of course it is covered by our guarantee.

Give these pearls to the woman of your choice, and if you don't get lucky within 7 days, return the Pearls and we'll send your money back.


-- Traktor

PS: We'll also be giving these pearl necklaces away -- for free -- with each instrument sold until New Years Day. Merry Christmas!

PPS: Shameless self-serving link to EBay Megatar Store (http://stores.ebay.com/megatarstore/).

rjgoos
9th December 2005, 2.41 pm
For the record...the advertisement originally said "get laid". Having never read those words in a jewlery ad before, I was curious if this was covered by his 7-day guarantee.


Jay

traktor
9th December 2005, 6.41 pm
Oh, sure!

jamsire
11th December 2005, 1.13 am
And we were just talking about a Midi Tapper for 2006-2007!

DAMN!!

Boy, I could get of big trouble with those!!

Ernoir