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traktor
1st October 2004, 1.52 pm
Hi, Traktor here.

I just cannot believe this. I have found a patent where the US Patent Office has granted a patent for how to comb your hair if you are bald.

Here it is --

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=4,022,227.WKU.&OS=PN/4,022,227&RS=PN/4,022,227

This has got to be a brand new level of stupidness.

I'm thinking of getting patents for how to trim one's fingernails, and a special way to fluff up a pillow when going to sleep, and perhaps a method of pouring coffee into a coffee cup, or how to lace up one's shoes. Hell, they'll be issuing patents soon for how to burp!

rjgoos
1st October 2004, 7.26 pm
What a hoot. The comb-over from hell.

Jay